Something to lighten the mood

[soundbrigade]

Wow! Just two months old and can spell his name correctly ....

Not sure there’s enough bandwidth to support the onslaught, but until that crashes

 

[chrisb]

I mean here is an ongoing thread regarding audiophile cats with well over 260 entries, so let’s get this party started

 

[AllenB]

Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backward.
Me: AND..?

 

[techtool]

Doctor: I'm afraid you don't have long to live.
Me: How long do I have?
Doctor: Ten
Me: Ten what?
Doctor: Nine

Credit to the comedian known as "Geechy Guy".

 

[Cal Weldon]

He was a riot. Another one gone way too early. 59 years old.

 

[Mister Audio]

 

[Cal Weldon]

So my wife heads off with her girlfriends for a little time in Hawaii.
She asks if I she can bring anything back for me.
I wink and say how about a little Hawaiian girl?
They had a great time I hear.
She returns and I ask, so?
She says, I'll let you know in nine months.

 

[AllenB]

 

[soundbrigade]

A penguin took his car to a mechanic..
Mechanic : "It'll take about half hour to check out.."
Penguin wanders around a strip-mall then comes back..
Mechanic : "Looks like you blew a seal."
Penguin : NO!! It's ice cream!!"

 

[Cal Weldon]

An oldie but still goody to this day.

 

[levistubby]