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So it's too hot to enjoy using my tube amps these days.
How come no one sells a DSP DAC, which adds your choice of tube colourations by tube type, or SET, push pull, etc.
People don't mind other odd sounding DSP effects, Hall, Sports, Cinema, Music, etc., why not tubes?
Maybe an led screen to display your choice of glowing tubes?
Maybe no one wants a clean amp that's deliberately coloured at its outputs.
Maybe I should ask Synergistic to make one for me...
 
That guy in the 250 sq ft apartment looks seriously not OK.

I remember when I first picked up a copy of Japan's Stereo Sound magazine at Tower Books back in the '80s (across from where Russ Solomon first started selling records in his father's drug store). Guys squeezed into tiny apartments with large horn loudspeakers and big equipment was the norm.

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So it's too hot to enjoy using my tube amps these days.
How come no one sells a DSP DAC, which adds your choice of tube colourations by tube type, or SET, push pull, etc.
People don't mind other odd sounding DSP effects, Hall, Sports, Cinema, Music, etc., why not tubes?
Maybe an led screen to display your choice of glowing tubes?
Maybe no one wants a clean amp that's deliberately coloured at its outputs.
Maybe I should ask Synergistic to make one for me...

Who wants margarine? I've always said if you want the taste of butter, use butter, not oleoresin flavored to taste kinda sorta somewhat like butter.

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